JC: So, here we are: Safeway. Cornerstone of American culture.

Jesus: Oh wow--really?

JC: Well. I don't know. Kind of. It sounded good.

Jesus: Oh.

JC: Grocery stores in general at least. Definitely cornerstones of American culture.

Jesus: This isn't a grocery store. This is a supermarket.

JC: Then what are we waiting for?!

Jesus: First things first--let us stop to take in the beauty of a flower.

JC: Well, okay, but we should really get started. This is a big store.

Jesus: It's a supermarket. And you need to stop and SMELL THE ROSES! hahhaaaa!

JC: Hahahaha!

Jesus: You are pretty like a flower.

JC: Aw, thank you Jesus. That's sweet.

Jesus: Sweet like these cheap bouquets. My love for flowers is like, whoa.

Jesus: Alright! Here we go!

JC: Yup.

Jesus: Aren't you excited?

JC: Well. I have been grocery shopping before. Like. Kind of a lot.

Jesus: Oh.

JC: Not that it isn't more fun with you.

Jesus: I am perhaps a little over excited. There was no 7-11 in Nazareth, if you know what I'm saying.

JC: Now see, here we go.

Jesus: Aw, a little taste of home.

JC: If there was a 7-11 in Nazareth, they so would have carried Hebrew National hot dogs.

Jesus: What exactly is a hot dog?

JC: ...

Jesus: It's made of dog?

JC: You've seriously never had a hot dog?

Jesus: Uh. Um, of course I have.

JC: You liar! You've never had a HOT DOG!

Jesus: Oh, shut up.

Jesus: I need some anointing oils. I bet they're somewhere in this aisle...

JC: Yeah, but if you try some of this deoderant and you don't like they buy you a stick of yours. That's satisfaction guaranteed!

Jesus: Oh, wow. That is a pretty good deal

JC: Stick with me, Jesus. I've got you covered.

JC: Ooh, this one's 75 cents off!

Jesus: Hm. Is it really safe to buy discounted meat?

JC: Sure it is. Plus, seventy five cents! It's win-win.

Jesus: Well. Does it say when it was packaged?

JC: Seventy five cents!

JC: I like to get these magazines to keep up with what all my friends are doing.

Jesus: Oh hey look! It's Justin!

JC: Yeah, see? Later we'll get the lowdown on his love life.

Jesus: I hope there's a quiz.

JC: So, like, what did you use?

Jesus: Leaves sometimes. Cloths.

JC: That doesn't sound very sanitary.

Jesus: You know, it really wasn't.

Jesus: Cleans and deodorizes with every flush!

JC: Ooh! I want these! ooh! Look! I want these!

Jesus: Well, um. But you don't have a cat.

JC: ...

Jesus: I mean. Those are cat toys.

JC: ...

Jesus: I'm just saying...oh hell, alright. Put them the cart.

JC: Now this is what I'm talking about.

Jesus: It's cold in here.

JC: Pefect for a hot summer day!

Jesus: Um. I'm really cold.

Jesus: Bananas!

JC: Seventy nine cents a pound!

Jesus: A very good source of potassium.

JC: Quite possibly the worlds most perfect food.

Jesus: ...oh man, we'd get so drunk on this stuff back in the day.

JC: It kind of tastes like cough syrup.

Jesus: Well, it's not exactly the same stuff we used to have.

JC: Perhaps I could interest you in some Mad Dog 20/20?

Jesus: Oh man, we used to have a blast. Bartholomew is the funniest drunk. Good times, good times.

JC: You know, we're the only animals that drink milk after infancy. Why is that?

Jesus: It does a body good.

Jesus: Now this is what I call a supermarket.

JC: I think you're super, Jesus.

Jesus: Aw, thanks JC.

JC: Well, that sure was fun. We got a lot of good stuff!

Jesus: We sure did! I wish my Mom could see this, she'd love it.

JC: We also saved a lot by using our Safeway Club Card.

Jesus: That's handy! Wow. Just, wow!

Jesus: Goodbye Safeway!

Jesus: Goodbye supermarket!

JC: ...so Jesus, how are you at cooking?