JC: About once a week it's that time again--laundry day!

Jesus: Ah, yes.

JC: Having freshly washed clothes is very important. I don't know about you, Jesus, but I can't even wear the same pair of underwear twice. Clean or not.

Jesus: I'm not wearing any underwear.

JC: ...

Jesus: I meant that in a very unsexy way. I just happen to not have any underwear.

JC: ...Oh.

JC: So first we put all the clothes in the washing machine...

Jesus: Hm, these kind of smell...

JC: Which is why we're washing them.

Jesus: ...like B.O.

JC: They'll be good as new when we're done with them.

Jesus: Yay, soap!

JC: So we'll just fill it up to that first line and poor it on in.

Jesus: Hm, perhaps we should use a little more soap.

JC: It's called laundry detergent, and no.

Jesus: Yes, I think perhaps two cups full. Those clothes smelled, JC. Like B.O.

JC: The detergent is specially formulated so you only need one cup. It's all very scientific.

Jesus: I'm good at science.

JC: Of course you are, honey.

Jesus: My Dad, like, invented science.

JC: That is very true.

Jesus: So now we just--a dollar fifty?!

JC: Hm. Yeah.

Jesus: For one stinking load of laundry it's a dollar fifty?

JC: Don't worry, I got it. My treat.

Jesus: It's not that I don't have the money it's just that. I mean, a dollar fifty! And that's before drying!

JC: Well, money makes the world go round.

Jesus: Hmrph. That was so not the plan.

JC: I'm sorry, Jesus. I love you.

Jesus: Thanks, JC. I love you, too.

Jesus: Yay! So what do we do now?

JC: We wait.

Jesus: Oh.

Jesus: Hey, JC, check out these new fashions. You'd really like them.

JC: I will later, right now I'm busy reading.

Jesus: Oh, how nice! What are you reading?

JC: Some very important literature.

Jesus: Is it as good as Passions At Sea by Missy Boday?

JC: I'll let you know.

JC: Mmm, doesn't that smell better?

Jesus: Way. Time to dry now, eh?

JC: Yup. And that's only a dollar twenty five.

Jesus: ::grumble::

JC: Don't stress about it.

Jesus: At least now you won't have to wear whatever random weird things you find in the back of your closet.

JC: ...

Jesus: Um. Oh.

Jesus: And now, more waiting.

JC: Yes, but look at how they look, all the colors spinning around.

Jesus:Yes, that is kind of nice.

JC: Mmm, pretty.

Jesus: You should write a song about it.

JC: Good idea.

Jesus: So there we go.

JC: God, I love that smell.

Jesus: I told you not to use my name in vain.

JC: Oops. My bad.

Jesus: It sure does feel nice with these clothes all warm and good smelling.

JC:And clean!

Jesus: Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

JC: So, Jesus, how do you feel about folding...?