JC: We've been stuck inside for DAYS because The Girl With The Broken Foot has been rendered useless.

Jesus: I realize she needs rest to get better, but it is kind of boring.

JC: She won't even share her Vicodan.

Jesus: Most of the time she hobbles around cursing. Which, like, I'm not hung up on cursing, but negative energy, man.

JC: Party. Pooper.

Jesus: Not that we don't just want the best for her. Really, we just want her to get better.

JC: I am really bored.

Jesus: So, we'll have to entertain ourselves. No harm in that!

JC: There are lots of things we can do stuck inside the house.

Jesus: Even though it's sunny and, like, 90º outside today.

JC: Hm.

Jesus: But that's okay! We can have fun just the two of us.

JC: We sure can. I love hanging out with you, Jesus.

Jesus: I love hanging out with you, too, JC!

Jesus: I think I'll spend some time with this Old Testament workbook.

JC: Okay. But don't you really know all of that stuff already?

Jesus: I wasn't in the Old Testament, so I don't know it as well. Just don't want to get rusty!

JC: Good thinking. You're a smart cat, Jesus.

JC: Don't look over here, I'm making you a special surprise present.

Jesus: Aw, JC. That's so sweet of you!

JC: I'm feeling very artistic right now.

Jesus: Maybe you should write a song about it.

JC: One step ahead of you already! la la laaaaa...

JC: How did you know that?

Jesus: You'd be surprised.

JC: It was a question about me and I didn't know the answer.

Jesus: This game rocks!

JC: You know, when I suggested it, I was really thinking I'd do better.

Jesus: Oh yeah, that's right.

JC: ::sigh::

JC: So wait--we like, what? We try to hit them against each other? Or something?

Jesus: You know, I'm really not sure.

JC: I can't believe you're wearing that backstage pass.

Jesus: Don't be a sore loser.

JC: Wait, do we have only one big ball? I think we need two.

Jesus: Who came up with this game? It's kind of boring.

Jesus: Okay baby, here we go! This ought to be fun!

JC: It looks awfully complicated. Maybe we should wake up The Girl With The Broken Foot.

Jesus: Nah, let her rest. We can do it.

JC: Well, okay.

Jesus: Have a little faith, will you, Chasez?

JC: Well I--seriously, will you take off that silly backstage pass?!

Jesus: Hm. There sure are a lot of pieces. Maybe we could use some help.

JC: Come on, Jesus. You can do it. I believe in you!

JC: ...okay, what now?

Jesus: Now we take the curvy thingy and attatch it to the one other thingy.

JC: ...

Jesus: It's um. The thingy. and the. Other. Thingy.

JC: Maybe I could take a look at the picture.

Jesus: Yeah, good idea.

JC: Okay, this was definitely worth it.

Jesus: Whoohoo! I feel like I just climbed a mountain!

JC: You did a very good job, honey.

Jesus: I couldn't have done it without you, JC. I sure do appreciate it.

JC: We make a great team!

Jesus: Wheeeeeeeee!

JC: Go Jesus! Go Jesus! It's your birthday!

Jesus: Yay! This turned out to be a great day!

JC: It sure did. Any of you out there want to come over for a swim? The water's great!

Jesus: ooh, POOL PARTY!