Jesus: Hey, what's the date today?

JC: It's August 8. And, actually, it's my--

Jesus: Oh JC, will you come over here with me for a second?

JC: Sure, but what I was going to say is that today is--

Jesus: I just want to show you something, come here.

JC: Okay. I'm coming, sheesh.

Jesus: SURPRISE! Happy birthday, JC!

Jesus: Yay, JC!

JC: Wow, Jesus, thanks. Wowee! I didn't expect all this.

Jesus: Happy birthday! Yay!

JC: Thanks for the crown, it's really nice.

Jesus: I made it myself.

JC: That was awfully sweet of you.

Jesus: And look, all the animals came to your party, too! Say hi to the animals!

JC: Hm. Jesus, those are dolls. They can't talk.

Jesus: ...

JC: ...

JC: That's so pretty, Jesus! Is it really for me?

Jesus: Of course!

JC: I really like the job you did on the coloring.

Jesus: Thank you! It was the least I could do.

JC: How sweet!

Jesus: You really are a great friend, JC, and I do really love you.

JC: This I know.

Jesus: Yeah?

JC: For the bible tells me so.

Jesus: !!!

JC: Wow! Presents, too!

Jesus: Open it! Open it!

JC: What a great birthday this is turning out to be.

Jesus: !!! Oppeeeeeennnnnn iiiittttttt!

JC: Um, whoa. Okay.

Jesus: YAY!

JC: A fringed man-purse! Jesus, how did you know?

Jesus: I see all, silly.

JC: Oh, right. It's so fabulous!

Jesus: It looks great. I picked it out at the GAP myself.

JC: Aw, Jesus, your friendship is truly the sweetest gift. Give me a hug!

Jesus: Of course! ...you do like the fringed man-purse though, right?

JC: Um, of course. Look at it!

Jesus: There's one more thing...

JC: What else could there possibly be?

Jesus: Well, remember when you were eight? And it was my birthday, not yours? And there was one thing you wanted so bad?

JC: mmm, the red bike.

Jesus: SURPRISE!

JC: Jesus, you shouldn't have! And you know, that looks small enough even for you to ride.

Jesus: You know, funny you mention it, the thought did cross my mind.

Jesus: Happy biiiiirrrrthday dear Jayceeeeeeeeeee!

JC: YAY!

Jesus: Happy biiiiiiiirthday to yooooooou!

Jesus: mmm, I love processed sugar.

JC: That looks good!

Jesus: Time to cut the cake!

JC: You mean cut the cookie.

Jesus: Just don't cut the cheese!

JC: Hahahhaaaaa!

JC: This may have been the best birthday ever. Thanks, Jesus.

Jesus: Don't thank me. Turns out you've been celebrating my birthday without me your whole life.

JC: Hm, that is true.

Jesus: Besides, you deserve it.

JC: You're the best! What are you doing later? I was thinking you could come out with me and the guys...

Jesus: Do I have to turn water into wine again?

JC: ...